Voice Over Announcer:
Have you or someone you love
been injured during a civil litigation
involving property damage?
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INT – COURT ROOM
We see a court proceeding with a judge, lawyers, plaintiff and defendant performing a re-enactment of a trial, which is being presented as evidence before a different set of judge, lawyers, etc., in another civil court case. One re-enactment lawyer trips over re-enactment plaintiff's foot, re-enacting the injury.
V.O. Announcer:
Have defective products resulted in a dog bite
caused by wrongful liabilities
related to auto accidents
involving others' pets?
(CUT TO:
EXT – CAR ACCIDENT SCENE
We see a woman trying to pull an injured woman out of a burning car, a dog breaks free of it's cage inside burning car and lunges out at rescuing woman.
(SOUND: angry dog barking)
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INT – LAW OFFICE
(Duke Corvin appears on screen. He stands in a dark law office. Legal books on shelves. He happens to be standing in front of wet-bar and some bottles are knocked over. Spilled. He has a full glass of scotch clinking in his hand, while another 3/4-full one sits upon one of the shelves, in arm's reach, just behind him. Another remains on the wet-bar)
Duke Corvin:
(drunk as hell)
Let the law offices of Duke Corvin
go to town, er...flask.
Let the law offices of Duke Corvin
go to task - on you.
- FOR YOU!
(CHYRON: Los Angeles' 'Third Circuit Magazine' calls him “a hit!”)
V.O. Announcer:
Has your shocked reaction to your verdict statement,
caused you to slip & fall during a very verbal appeal which remained unfinished,
before you were escorted from the court room?
(CUT TO:
INT – COURT ROOM
Silent slow motion footage of shouting man in court room, raising his hands in the air, as he's being taken down backwards and tased by about 10 cops all leaning in with their separate tasers. His unconscious body is dragged through exit from court room.
V.O. Announcer:
Give Duke Corvin a call now!
(CHYRON: “This guy cracks us up!”
'3-Ring Circuit Weekly',
February 19, 2004)
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INT – LAW OFFICES OF DUKE CORVIN
Duke Corvin:
I'll go on the mat-
(Begins peeing his pants)
I'll go to space-
CASE!
I'll go just in case, for you!
I'll case the job...
I'll job the jay-
I'll go to the job-case, Jay, for you!
(babbles on repeatedly, slowly faded out)
V.O. Announcer:
(fast-talking)
All clients, potential and present, hereby notified
of fast-talking liability restrictions statement,
closing duration of commercial
per writ, available upon certified request.
All cases depicted guaranteeing
hundreds of dollars in settlements,
recovered in cases where
verdict was previously guaranteed.
Separate qualifications may apply.
Further details regarding restriction attainable as per
Law Offices of Duke Corvin, LLC.
