(End of a conversation in the checkout line, March 25th at 6:17 pm, in the year 2009)
Clerk: Yeah… It was crispy G…
Me: You guys just baked it in a convection oven, in like – the break room? One of those toaster ovens?
Clerk: Yeah dog.
Me: Just 400 degrees, for 15 minutes..?
Clerk: You be happy dog-
Me: Yeah, but you have no idea how easy it is for me to even fuck up a pizza. (Me picks up grocery bags from counter) Thanks…
(Clerk nods and turns to next customer in line. Me walks to doors leading outside and exits store)
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