Thursday, February 2, 2012

DOCTOR DENGUE (Film)

·         FILM: DOCTOR DENGUE

o   Doctor Dengue: “Psychic House Cleanser”.  Charges $18 a spirit.  Arrives at the house to be “cleansed” with “Voodoo Dolls” the size of an average, man-sized Halloween dummy.

§ Sometimes the “ritual” gets a little “gropey.”

·   (The Doctor accidentally begins channeling the presiding spirit through himself, which, apparently, wasn't part of the original plan.  The residing spirit then, always begins expressing its long-sought after desire to finally be able to “touch” the living..  Being particularly in this case, the “residence-dweller”- who, the spirit says, “he has been watching”, and now at last, can “feel to be real”)

·   (Physically acting, vicariously through, of course - DOCTOR DENGUE.)

§ Toward the end of the house-cleansing ritual, the life-size voodoo dolls, for all the voodoo piercing and verbal abuse the doctor has been performing upon them throughout – suddenly and mysteriously, come to life – giving “payback” to Doctor Dengue!  Beating him up, and scaring both the Doctor and the resident of the house, for their mortal lives.  The Doctor always shouts, “I can't control it – It's too strong!  Run for your life!”  As the resident runs from the house in terrified fear, the Doctor and the voodoo dolls begin to rob the joint – proving collusion for “the grab”, the whole time.

§ When the resident inevitably returns 30 to 45 minutes later with some, or one-form, of – “the authorities”, as it were - a note is found written out on a prescription form bearing Doctor Dengue's name at the top, and all other traces of the Doctor's visit, long-since sterilized clean.

·   (the PRESCRIPTION DOCUMENT reads: “FROM THE OFFICES OF DR. DENGUE:  As I came to – rubbing the terrible bruises upon my sad, wounded, perhaps, FOREVERMORE own HAUNTED HEAD – I saw with mine own two eyes, many of your belongings passing through the vortex which appeared to be made entirely of the ability to braid light and time together itself.  That's right, “The Great Rift in the Universe.”  'The Door Between Aristotle and Plato' – but with an added power..  An apparent 'ghost vacuum'!  That's right, a 'Gravity Drift'.  'I could not believe thine eyes,' I said to myself.  'Have I not experienced the portal between this world – and the next?'  Look, if I were you I would try to forget those material things.  There is no way to get them back now.  Perhaps, in the next realm you will be able track those very possessions down.  You'll remember them, then; that I am certain.  But here, now...  These things are like the clean wind which enters the goose's nostril as it flies, yet emerges on the other end changed.  For this time, this house is clean.  Perhaps the belongings that were taken were the very things the wild spirit wanted all along.  It just merely needed us – you, and I – that is, Doctor Dengue – working together as a team – to help IT.  Welcome Home.”)


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