some jokes from the last few days

Bible meetings are becoming a trend in many bars across the country. Apparently, the easiest way to get Americans into church these days is to provide waitress service.

Many ministers are finding that if they hold bible meetings in bars and taverns, people will show up. Apparently, attendee's believe the best way to protect their kids from clerics is just to have parishioners carded at the door.

Church groups have found that they can reach new members by holding bible meetings in bars, over alcohol and wine. Attendee's are just doubling down. It's the easiest way to be “in the spirit”, while making communion last all the way to “the last call”.

A survey says the majority of new robotics companies, worldwide, are located in several states across the U.S. It's the only way they'll be able to create enough replacement parts to keep Romney on the road until November.

The steampunk movement is becoming more popular, and now there's even a 'kickstarter' campaign to fund the first steampunk music festival. The organizers say the show could even be headlined by the band that inspired it all: The Sex Pistons.

A strip of coast between the Venice and Santa Monica beaches has become a popular location for new tech start-up companies. The area offers programmers great weather and great ocean views while taking part in their favorite past time: surfing the internet.

Studies find that change in a person's walk may be a sign of early Alzheimer's. Especially if that person is outside and they have no pants on.

A city in Alaska has been operating for the last 15 years with a cat for a mayor. City council meetings are always calm because they have dramamine instead of drama.

A city in Alaska has been running for 15 years with a mayor that's a cat. Residents' only complaint is that his priorities always seem too focused on hiring the city dog-catchers.